A Voice in the Wilderness In Defense of "Mere Conservatism"

Happy Birthday to Us

Well, I've not died since my last birthday, so that's worth celebrating. I'm just glad I get to share a day of birth with these "tremendous people."

-Elton John (gay guy who at one time wrote/sang creative songs)

-Sheryl Swoopes (chick who was good at basketball)

-Sarah Jessica Parker (bad actress from the trashiest show)

-Aretha Franklin (former good and healthy singer)

-Howard Cosell (former ABC Sports Broadcaster)

-John Smoltz (MLB pitcher with great beard)

But the one I am the happiest about is....my girl, Danica Patrick, the hottest race car driver since ever.

Happy Birthday to Us, Danica!!!

See ya in a year.