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Conando knocks his noggin

The Tonight Show's Conan O'Brien was knocked unconscious during a taping of his show Friday.

From the Associated Press:

O'Brien was being examined Friday at a hospital. The network declined comment on his condition or whether he had been released.

O'Brien issued a statement through NBC that indicated he was treating the incident lightly.

"Last thing I remember I was enjoying the play with Mrs. Lincoln, and the next thing I knew I was in bed being served cookies and juice" O'Brien said in the statement.

Letterman's ticker might give out at any minute, Leno isn't funny, Craig Ferguson is Scottish, and Jimmy Fallon is still laughing right now about one of his jokes from last night.  Get well soon, Conan.